tinydragons:
huladance:
gatewaylesbian:
hannahisawful:
higgitusfiggitus:
Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
oh my god
“I intended for my plan to go this way”
“frail, I am so frail.”
“I like to imitate a crazy old scarf.”
“I am beginning to be come a horse.”
Please read: Due to a high amount of unused blogs on Tumblr, we are deleting every blog that does not reblog this by January first. People have been asking for taken URL’s and this is what we are doing.
thatguywhopostsrandomshit:
Have you ever bought a coat or jacket and wondered if the pockets were fake because they are sewn shut? Well the answer is simple, they are meant to be used. They ship them that way from the factory to keep the pockets looking good while they are on display and to discourage the clients from putting their hands in the pockets when they try them on. You are supposed to cut the seam open with a seam ripper or a small nail cutter. Sometimes they can help you at the store. Just do it slowly and make sure you don’t cause damage to the surrounding area. Leaving the pocket sewn shut would be the same as leaving the plastic cover on your new couch.
More Facts on Psychofacts :)
I’ve never known that people sew pockets shut o_O
but there are never inner pockets…like if you do this, you will litterally be cutting a hole in your brand new pants. look inside. is there the second half of a pocket inside? no? dont chop them up.
jesus christ i need to sleep more.
Ugh.
Oh well. tomorrow should be fun, dying my little sisters hair blue and black. this is her first time doing anything but brown or blonde (thanks to my madre) so im pretty excited for her. in exchange for convincing our mom to let her do it and dying it for her shes going to pay for my dye too :) which is rad, because this orange i put in is driving me nuts. it washed out so fast. i wanted bright orange everywhere dammit! not an inch of medium orange at my roots ><
ima dye it lilac tomorrow. it will be nice.
I really need work so I can go to sasquatch in a couple of weeks! please please please reblog
Hey there!
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I also make baked goods-cookies, cakes, pies. You can put your order in and I will make what you want for a reasonable fee :)
Im trying to save up for tickets to Sasquatch, so any business would be very very appreciated. thank you :) please inbox xela-alexandra and I will be in touch
im going to be a bunny today! im going to wear the hat that my dear friend made for me, it is black fleece with fuzzy orange ear insides and it makes me a bunny!
i am excited for my fluff :)
also, coffee and walking along the ocean(in the sun!) with my dear nathan. what a nice day this shall be
ooo-i-like-that:
This is a bridge in Paris. You hang locks on it with the name of you & your boyfriend/girlfriend/best-friend then throw the key into the river. So even though the friend/relationship may end, you can’t remove the lock. It stays there forever, as relevance to someone once a part of your life.
definitely gonna do this :) with a special someone
thats beautiful :) i want to do this too…
it’s getting late and I have to be on time for school tomorrow.
with this i bid goodnight
trixie-and-solar
